{"id":1945,"date":"2011-10-21T23:47:42","date_gmt":"2011-10-21T23:47:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=1945"},"modified":"2011-10-21T23:47:42","modified_gmt":"2011-10-21T23:47:42","slug":"265-clean-underwear-and-full-tires","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2011\/10\/21\/265-clean-underwear-and-full-tires\/","title":{"rendered":"#265: Clean Underwear and Full Tires"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Exactly how often are you supposed to change your underwear? \u00a0Every day? \u00a0Twice a day? \u00a0Every time you bathe? \u00a0Every time your dad does laundry? \u00a0I seemed to have fallen into a habit of changing my jeans about once a month or so. \u00a0I wear the same jeans until I can smell them when standing up. \u00a0When I can smell them sitting, I know it&#8217;s almost time to wash them. \u00a0Once I&#8217;m standing, they&#8217;re in. \u00a0When exactly did this new laundry tracking system fall into place. \u00a0Oh, yeah, when we had kids&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, yelling at the kids to be on time is only making them late. \u00a0Maybe I should yell at them to be late?<\/p>\n<p>Why are all the old people in the area trying to keep me from putting air in my tires? \u00a0All I want to do is get my front right tire to 34 psi. \u00a0Why is that so hard? \u00a0I&#8217;ve got cash and only a couple of minutes. \u00a0Why can&#8217;t anyone just get the heck out of the way?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Exactly how often are you supposed to change your underwear? \u00a0Every day? \u00a0Twice a day? \u00a0Every time you bathe? \u00a0Every time your dad does laundry? \u00a0I seemed to have fallen [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1947,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-premium-podcast","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1945"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1945\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1951,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1945\/revisions\/1951"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1947"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}