{"id":1911,"date":"2011-09-30T01:07:16","date_gmt":"2011-09-30T01:07:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=1911"},"modified":"2011-09-30T01:07:16","modified_gmt":"2011-09-30T01:07:16","slug":"262-like-a-stench-fist-to-the-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2011\/09\/30\/262-like-a-stench-fist-to-the-face\/","title":{"rendered":"#262: Like a Stench Fist to the Face"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, apparently some of the Starbucks in New York City are <a href=\"http:\/\/jobs.aol.com\/articles\/2011\/08\/04\/are-the-days-of-using-starbucks-as-your-office-over\/?a_dgi=aolshare_facebook\" target=\"_blank\">covering their electrical sockets<\/a> so people can&#8217;t use the place as office space all day for the price of a Caramel Macchiato. \u00a0Good idea. \u00a0I was always afraid that&#8217;s what drove Borders out of business. \u00a0That and the Kindle&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Guess what? \u00a0We don&#8217;t want to hear the clicking sound your iPad makes when you type, especially when we&#8217;re trying to listen to a attractive young teacher talk about teaching my daughter cursive. \u00a0Yes, they still teach cursive. \u00a0Next year, as an elective, they&#8217;ll learn how to program a VCR.<\/p>\n<p>In an effort to make sure my kids didn&#8217;t get too hungry before getting their flu shots, I brought them a snack of milk and cookies to enjoy in the car. \u00a0That might be the last time anyone enjoys anything in that car&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0This edition is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, apparently some of the Starbucks in New York City are covering their electrical sockets so people can&#8217;t use the place as office space all day for the price of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1912,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-premium-podcast","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1911"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1914,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1911\/revisions\/1914"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}