There was a dead crow at the end of our driveway on Monday morning. \u00a0I’m never really sure what to do when something that big just lying there on the property. \u00a0Do I put it in the trash? \u00a0It’ll sit there and just rot for a week and I don’t want rotting crow stench wafting around the place. \u00a0Do I bury it? \u00a0Should I perform some kind of ceremony? \u00a0What denomination? \u00a0Do I have to call animal control in case it has West Nile?<\/p>\n
I wrote a letter to Flip Wilson when I was a kid and he never wrote me back. \u00a0Hudson wrote a letter to the CEO of General Motors and got a phone call.<\/p>\n
I am researching buying a camera. \u00a0I wanted to look at the cameras so I went to BestBuy. \u00a0The first BestBuy had a saleswoman who knew nothing. \u00a0The second BestBuy’s sales guy dragged me to an ambush by the Direct TV speed talker. \u00a0All the while I was supposed to be having dinner with my family.<\/p>\n
The Irish looking waitress should have warned me I would get drunk on one black beer.<\/p>\n
This edition of the program is an hour and eleven minutes. \u00a0ENJOY.<\/p>\n
(Only available to Premium Pill subscribers. \u00a0Sorry.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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