{"id":1871,"date":"2011-08-29T05:43:54","date_gmt":"2011-08-29T05:43:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=1871"},"modified":"2011-08-29T05:43:54","modified_gmt":"2011-08-29T05:43:54","slug":"257-living-in-the-dog-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2011\/08\/29\/257-living-in-the-dog-house\/","title":{"rendered":"#257: Living in the Dog House"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Looking over the many lunch choices from the kids&#8217; school&#8217;s new caterer. Let me see, should I order my children the &#8220;Crispy Asian Lettuce Wraps With Chicken&#8221; or the &#8220;Local &amp; Organic Special Free-Range Roasted Chicken, Fingerling Potatoes And Spring Vegetables?&#8221; &#8220;Organic Jam and Sunflower Butter Sandwiches&#8221; or the &#8220;Seared Tofu Teriyaki With White Rice?&#8221; It all sounds delicious, but I feel like I should order something for them they might actually eat\u2026<\/p>\n<p>We went to San Francisco for the weekend. We took the dog. I didn&#8217;t bring the right pee-pee pads and let me daughter get sunburn on her cheeks. Oh, no. So, even though we were in San Francisco, I was actually in the dog house. Don&#8217;t worry, I&#8217;m there so much I keep a spare toothbrush in there, just in case.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Looking over the many lunch choices from the kids&#8217; school&#8217;s new caterer. Let me see, should I order my children the &#8220;Crispy Asian Lettuce Wraps With Chicken&#8221; or the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1875,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-premium-podcast","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1871"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1871\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1879,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1871\/revisions\/1879"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}