{"id":1851,"date":"2011-08-12T00:23:27","date_gmt":"2011-08-12T00:23:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=1851"},"modified":"2011-08-12T00:23:27","modified_gmt":"2011-08-12T00:23:27","slug":"256-access-to-hot-chicks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2011\/08\/12\/256-access-to-hot-chicks\/","title":{"rendered":"#256: Access to Hot Chicks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/burger_plane.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1866\" title=\"burger_plane\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/burger_plane.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"311\" height=\"188\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/burger_plane.jpg 311w, https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/burger_plane-300x181.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 311px) 100vw, 311px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Another awkwardly timed audition. \u00a0This time on the same night as Hudson&#8217;s Rock n&#8217; Roll Camp concert. \u00a0Seriously? \u00a0I have two auditions in four months and they&#8217;re always in Santa Monica at 5 when I need to be in Manhattan Beach at 6? \u00a0Is the universe trying to tell me something?<\/p>\n<p>My daughter is a dancer. \u00a0My son is a musician. \u00a0I am a taxi driver.<\/p>\n<p>I have been feeling nostalgic recently about my old hometown, kicking out the street lights and buying my blue jeans in an out house&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another awkwardly timed audition. \u00a0This time on the same night as Hudson&#8217;s Rock n&#8217; Roll Camp concert. \u00a0Seriously? \u00a0I have two auditions in four months and they&#8217;re always in Santa [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1865,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-premium-podcast","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1851"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1870,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1851\/revisions\/1870"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1865"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}