{"id":1806,"date":"2011-07-15T17:59:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-15T17:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=1806"},"modified":"2011-07-15T17:59:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-15T17:59:00","slug":"253-the-accidental-audition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2011\/07\/15\/253-the-accidental-audition\/","title":{"rendered":"#253: The Accidental Audition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The dog&#8217;s constant throwing up is upsetting me, because it is distracting me from my non-stop thinking about how my midlife crisis wants an electric guitar.<\/p>\n<p>The neighbors moved away, and were replaced by slightly younger replicas. \u00a0We accidently wished they would move away. \u00a0Holy cow, be carefully what you accidently wish for&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>In an effort to not be rear-ended, I did not make the unsafe right turn. \u00a0Unfortunately, the guy behind me thought I was going to make the turn, so he rear-ended me instead.<\/p>\n<p>We went to a fancy new restaurant in Manhattan Beach that serves pig face and sheep neck to cougars and billionaires.<\/p>\n<p><em>This episode is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The dog&#8217;s constant throwing up is upsetting me, because it is distracting me from my non-stop thinking about how my midlife crisis wants an electric guitar. The neighbors moved away, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1810,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1806","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-premium-podcast","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1806","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1806"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1806\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1819,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1806\/revisions\/1819"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}