{"id":1652,"date":"2011-05-20T05:07:39","date_gmt":"2011-05-20T05:07:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=1652"},"modified":"2011-05-20T05:07:39","modified_gmt":"2011-05-20T05:07:39","slug":"247-a-recording-of-a-revelation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2011\/05\/20\/247-a-recording-of-a-revelation\/","title":{"rendered":"#247: A Recording of a Revelation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I apparently can&#8217;t make it to a casting workshop without getting trapped on the freeway. \u00a0Literally.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been playing the guitar. \u00a0Well, recording myself playing the guitar. \u00a0Not practicing, just recording. \u00a0Hopefully someday I&#8217;ll listen to these recordings and be well past them. \u00a0For now I dream of the day I can play a couple punk songs REALLY LOUD. \u00a0I think the name of my band will be The Dank Lasses. \u00a0All the other names are taken&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I did a little stand-up comedy this week. \u00a0I bombed. \u00a0Tanked. \u00a0Bite the big one. \u00a0S-U-C-K-E-D. \u00a0And I think I managed to, against my own code of right and wrong, put my doo-doo in someone else&#8217;s can&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>CLICH\u00c9 OF THE DAY: \u00a0Sometimes you are so busy trying to get somewhere, you don&#8217;t realize you&#8217;ve been there for years. \u00a0Corny, but true.<\/p>\n<p><em>I made the microphone graphic in a rush and just realized why it looks&#8230;wrong. \u00a0Damn. \u00a0The spot light is pointing in the wrong directions. Or, the mic is pointing in the wrong direction. \u00a0Either way it&#8217;s wrong. \u00a0I wonder what Freud would say about that&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I apparently can&#8217;t make it to a casting workshop without getting trapped on the freeway. \u00a0Literally. I&#8217;ve been playing the guitar. \u00a0Well, recording myself playing the guitar. \u00a0Not practicing, just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1653,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-premium-podcast","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1652"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1662,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1652\/revisions\/1662"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}