{"id":1638,"date":"2011-05-12T20:01:39","date_gmt":"2011-05-12T20:01:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=1638"},"modified":"2011-05-12T20:01:39","modified_gmt":"2011-05-12T20:01:39","slug":"246-well-have-the-ice-cream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2011\/05\/12\/246-well-have-the-ice-cream\/","title":{"rendered":"#246: We&#8217;ll Have the Ice Cream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The HBO commercial that I shot in December finally started to air.\u00a0 After eight hours of shooting, getting us from every angle, the final version is essentially two shots.\u00a0 Still, I love it. As of this recording, 100,ooo people have seen it on YouTube alone.\u00a0 Wow.<\/p>\n<p>The future queen of England, Princess Kate has an equally hot sister, Pipa.\u00a0 Maybe we can keep her in the public eye by making her Duchess of Slough?<\/p>\n<p>I had to audition to attend casting workshops, where casting directors teach you how to audition.\u00a0 Huh?\u00a0 Since I do so many commercial auditions, it should be easy, right?\u00a0 Easy, yes, but I&#8217;m not used to acting for more than 30 seconds at a time&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Who exactly thought blue would make a good color for a highlighter?\u00a0 Blue isn&#8217;t for highlighting, blue is for crossing out!<\/p>\n<p>httpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=LsGS7oJeWiQ<\/p>\n<p>I watched Talking Funny and decided that I have to start doing stand-up again.\u00a0 But, while I&#8217;m sitting there getting ready to go on, all the comedy drains from my body.\u00a0 I know what I want to say but I have NO idea why I EVER thought it might be funny.<\/p>\n<p>We went out to dinner for our anniversary\/Mother&#8217;s Day and ended up overhearing the conversation at the other table.\u00a0 Turns out, at some point, you just need to say &#8220;Enough.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>This episode is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The HBO commercial that I shot in December finally started to air.\u00a0 After eight hours of shooting, getting us from every angle, the final version is essentially two shots.\u00a0 Still, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-premium-podcast","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1638"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1651,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1638\/revisions\/1651"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}