{"id":1573,"date":"2011-05-03T19:02:37","date_gmt":"2011-05-03T19:02:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=1573"},"modified":"2011-05-03T19:02:37","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T19:02:37","slug":"245-the-wish-book","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2011\/05\/03\/245-the-wish-book\/","title":{"rendered":"#245: The Wish Book"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Beck\" target=\"_blank\">Beck<\/a> at the doctor&#8217;s office and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Tara_reid\">Tara Ried<\/a> at the meat counter. Apparently neither of them were invited to the big wedding across the pond. \u00a0Man, I haven&#8217;t seen this many people get this excited about breeding show dogs since, well, 1981. \u00a0 Frankly, I thought the whole monarchy thing had run it&#8217;s course, until I saw Prince William\/The Duke of Cambridge and his new (hot) bride driving around in an <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Aston_Martin_Volante\">Aston Martin Volante<\/a> with a &#8220;Learner&#8221; plate on the front. \u00a0Sweet move, Billy!<\/p>\n<p>I talked <em>reality<\/em> with my agent. \u00a0Honestly, if you&#8217;re trying to make it in show business, reality is the last thing you want to talk about.<\/p>\n<p>We started the odyssey of getting a new heating system put into the house. \u00a0We&#8217;ll see how that all turns out. \u00a0We had guys from a <em>major American retailer<\/em> come over to give us a quote. \u00a0We thought they&#8217;d never leave. \u00a0Eventually we signed on the dotted line. \u00a0Then, they started to get cranky. \u00a0Bad move. \u00a0Something they need to keep in mind: We don&#8217;t need the heater until October. \u00a0Mind your manners&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>My apologies to Tara Reid for not remembering she was Bunny Lebowski.<\/p>\n<p>This edition is available to Premium Pill subscribers only.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw Beck at the doctor&#8217;s office and Tara Ried at the meat counter. Apparently neither of them were invited to the big wedding across the pond. \u00a0Man, I haven&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1579,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-premium-podcast","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1573"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1584,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573\/revisions\/1584"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1579"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}