This one sounds kind of strange to me.\u00a0 I think my microphone is dying. I guess after yelling into it for 6 years it’s bound to wear out.\u00a0 Is that even possible, can you wear out a microphone?<\/p>\n
I am obsessed with guitars.\u00a0 I think I want to learn to play guitar for the sole purpose of justifying the purchase of a guitar.\u00a0 I cool guitar.\u00a0 A cool electric guitar that I can touch and polish and carry around the house with me like a security blanket.\u00a0 It is my convertible Vette.\u00a0 It is my liposuction.\u00a0 It is my six-stringed mid-life crisis.<\/p>\n
My daughter had to do a presentation as a “Notable American.”\u00a0 She chose Sacagawea, the native American woman who helped Lewis and Clark explore the wild west.\u00a0\u00a0 I thought it was a good idea until we got to the part of our research that included her being kidnapped and later sold to a French Canadian trapper to be his wife.\u00a0 Is this really appropriate for 2nd grade?<\/p>\n
I’m still trying to figure out what makes an American “notable.”\u00a0 I guess there are different degrees of “notable-ness.”\u00a0 In her class there were presidents and explorers and inventors and suffragettes.\u00a0\u00a0 And a football player.\u00a0 And a lady golfer.\u00a0 Really?\u00a0 Being good at sports is just as notable as building the first airplane or writing the Declaration of Independence?\u00a0 Man, that dude must have been REALLY good at playing football…<\/p>\n
I had two auditions in one day: the important one and the one where I had to be half naked.\u00a0 I almost didn’t make it to the half naked one.\u00a0 Then, I thought I got the half naked job.\u00a0 Turn out what I got was a hankering for some Jello Sensational Sensations.<\/p>\n
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