{"id":1494,"date":"2011-02-23T21:43:57","date_gmt":"2011-02-23T21:43:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=1494"},"modified":"2012-07-27T00:49:17","modified_gmt":"2012-07-27T00:49:17","slug":"238-for-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2011\/02\/23\/238-for-sale\/","title":{"rendered":"#238: For Sale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This one was recorded in two halves.\u00a0 The first half was the Thursday before Presidents Day weekend, the second half on the Wednesday after&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Part One: I have started to learn guitar.\u00a0 I watch tutorials in GarageBand and try to play the chords.\u00a0 Learning to play the guitar stinks.\u00a0 It hurts and is painful and hurts.\u00a0 It is no wonder to me what-so-ever that I gave up the guitar after only 3 months back when I was eight.\u00a0 By the time I tuned the guitar and played through Kumbaya once, I was ready to ditch the real thing and become a professional air guitar player.<\/p>\n<p>I have nothing but respect for all my friends who can play guitar.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently there is a problem in the US with prison inmates using cellphones from within the cell block.\u00a0 Here is the solution: have the prison built by whoever builds Costco stores.\u00a0 Trust me, they&#8217;ll never get a signal.<\/p>\n<p>Part Two: We had a garage sale.\u00a0 It was supposed to be on Saturday.\u00a0 Then, it was supposed to rain on Saturday.\u00a0 So we decided to have it on Sunday.\u00a0 Then, it didn&#8217;t rain on Saturday.\u00a0 And we didn&#8217;t sell anything on Sunday.<\/p>\n<p>Dear Craig&#8217;s List; I get it.\u00a0 Love, Dan&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Premium Edition: An hour fifteen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This one was recorded in two halves.\u00a0 The first half was the Thursday before Presidents Day weekend, the second half on the Wednesday after&#8230; Part One: I have started to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1495,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-premium-podcast","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1494"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2397,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1494\/revisions\/2397"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}