{"id":1466,"date":"2011-01-27T22:37:31","date_gmt":"2011-01-27T22:37:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=1466"},"modified":"2011-01-27T22:40:04","modified_gmt":"2011-01-27T22:40:04","slug":"235-im-losing-weight-in-my-eyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2011\/01\/27\/235-im-losing-weight-in-my-eyes\/","title":{"rendered":"#235: I&#8217;m Losing Weight In My Eyes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am losing weight.\u00a0 At least, I&#8217;m trying to lose weight.\u00a0 I&#8217;m starving myself and pretending to run around the block.\u00a0 That should work, right?<\/p>\n<p>I got new sunglasses and can&#8217;t see.\u00a0 I can <em>never<\/em> see.\u00a0 Am I already too damned old to freaking see?<\/p>\n<p>I would write more but I really need a snack&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>PREMIUM EDITION: 52 min.<br \/>\nFREE EDITION: TBD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am losing weight.\u00a0 At least, I&#8217;m trying to lose weight.\u00a0 I&#8217;m starving myself and pretending to run around the block.\u00a0 That should work, right? I got new sunglasses and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1467,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-premium-podcast","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1466"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1466\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1471,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1466\/revisions\/1471"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}