{"id":1406,"date":"2010-12-11T00:40:37","date_gmt":"2010-12-11T00:40:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?p=1406"},"modified":"2011-01-02T21:41:18","modified_gmt":"2011-01-02T21:41:18","slug":"230-the-red-curtain-hangs-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2010\/12\/11\/230-the-red-curtain-hangs-down\/","title":{"rendered":"#230: The Red Curtain Hangs Down"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got the HBO job.\u00a0 Apparently I was hired by the hottest director in commercials.\u00a0 Not bad.\u00a0 That was Monday.\u00a0 I had an audition Tuesday and came back to get into my car but it wasn&#8217;t there.\u00a0 Oh.\u00a0 So, let&#8217;s get this straight: my car is gone, my kids need to be picked up at school and my house keys are in the car.\u00a0 Great.\u00a0 Luckily, my friend Tim was available to pick me up and take me to the Santa Monica Police Department.\u00a0 They didn&#8217;t have my car.\u00a0 So, now what?<\/p>\n<p>PREMIUM EDITION: Over an hour.<br \/>\nFREE EDITION: Forty-one minutes<\/p>\n<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_8156\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1406-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/traffic.libsyn.com\/owrn8m\/BP230_2011_01_02_FREE.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/traffic.libsyn.com\/owrn8m\/BP230_2011_01_02_FREE.mp3\">http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/traffic.libsyn.com\/owrn8m\/BP230_2011_01_02_FREE.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/traffic.libsyn.com\/owrn8m\/BP230_2011_01_02_FREE.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/?powerpress_pinw=1406-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/www.podtrac.com\/pts\/redirect.mp3\/traffic.libsyn.com\/owrn8m\/BP230_2011_01_02_FREE.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"BP230_2011_01_02_FREE.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/tunein.com\/podcasts\/Arts--Culture-Podcasts\/The-Bitterest-Pill-The-Dan-Klass-Podcast-p1010058\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_tunein\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe on TuneIn\" rel=\"nofollow\">TuneIn<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/subscribe\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_more\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"More\" rel=\"nofollow\">More<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got the HBO job.\u00a0 Apparently I was hired by the hottest director in commercials.\u00a0 Not bad.\u00a0 That was Monday.\u00a0 I had an audition Tuesday and came back to get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1407,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-podcast","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1406"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1431,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1406\/revisions\/1431"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}