{"id":1284,"date":"2010-11-13T16:54:30","date_gmt":"2010-11-13T16:54:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.89.31.106\/~danklass\/pill\/?p=1284"},"modified":"2010-11-19T00:44:27","modified_gmt":"2010-11-19T00:44:27","slug":"227-fast-faster-and-get-away-from-my-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2010\/11\/13\/227-fast-faster-and-get-away-from-my-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"#227: Fast Faster and Get Away From My Dog!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have to fast starting Saturday\/Sunday at midnight.  Fast until  Monday at about 10am.  Now, this may sound tough enough, but factor in  the fact that I usually eat about every 20 minutes or so.  It&#8217;ll be an  interesting test of my will power and my blood sugar levels.  I have  advised the family to hide the cutlery and keep their arms and legs at a  reasonable distance at all times.<\/p>\n<p>The ads I recently recorded are on the air.  But will they be on the air for long?  Maybe not&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I walk my dog almost everyday and even though I feel like I&#8217;m being a  good pet owner, I seem to be upsetting the neighbors.  Note to self: It  is actually NOT my responsibility to keep other people&#8217;s dogs quiet.   They are dogs.  When they see my dog, they say hello to each other.  Get  over it.<\/p>\n<p>PREMIUM VERSION: Just under an hour.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I talk about my upcoming 35 hour fast, the latest drama about my latest job and how I seem to be upsetting my neighbors every time I walk the dog&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1296,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1284"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1298,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1284\/revisions\/1298"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}