{"id":1248,"date":"2010-11-04T12:40:44","date_gmt":"2010-11-04T20:40:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=1248"},"modified":"2010-11-18T00:14:07","modified_gmt":"2010-11-18T00:14:07","slug":"226-dont-shanghai-my-laptop-potatoe-bugs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2010\/11\/04\/226-dont-shanghai-my-laptop-potatoe-bugs\/","title":{"rendered":"#226: Don&#8217;t Shanghai my Laptop, Potato Bugs!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1249\" title=\"bug_thing\" src=\"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/bug_thing-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"bug_thing\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p>\n<p>There are some crazy critters lurching around at night.\u00a0 I am very curious about where they spend their time during the day.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0If I only occasionally see a potato bug, where are they when I DON&#8217;T see them?\u00a0 Under the house?\u00a0 In the house?\u00a0 Hanging out in the dark with the opossums?<\/p>\n<p>I finally got a new laptop.\u00a0 Well, let&#8217;s be clear: I ordered a laptop and I paid for a laptop.  There was some question for a while there about whether or not I would actually RECEIVE a laptop&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>PREMIUM EDITION: A bit over an hour, I think.<br \/>\nFREE EDITION: TBD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I finally got a new laptop.  Well, let&#8217;s be clear: I ordered a laptop and I paid for a laptop. There was some question for a while there about whether or not I would actually RECEIVE a laptop&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1319,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1248"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1281,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1248\/revisions\/1281"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}