{"id":1232,"date":"2010-10-23T16:13:24","date_gmt":"2010-10-24T00:13:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=1232"},"modified":"2010-10-23T16:13:24","modified_gmt":"2010-10-24T00:13:24","slug":"224-i-am-zero-which-explains-a-lot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2010\/10\/23\/224-i-am-zero-which-explains-a-lot\/","title":{"rendered":"#224: I am Zero, Which Explains a Lot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1234\" title=\"mic_infrontoflights\" src=\"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/mic_infrontoflights-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"mic_infrontoflights\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I am zero.\u00a0 You are either younger or older than me, but I am zero.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve always been zero.\u00a0 That explains a lot.\u00a0 And, clearly, nothing.<\/p>\n<p>On this show, I talk about my theory of everyone&#8217;s age, tell about going to an audition where they get very serious about wanting it like The Office, and talk about how I think my dog is an addict.<\/p>\n<p>Premium Edition: 48 min.<br \/>\nFree Edition: TBD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am zero.\u00a0 You are either younger or older than me, but I am zero.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve always been zero.\u00a0 That explains a lot.\u00a0 And, clearly, nothing. On this show, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1232"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}