{"id":1212,"date":"2010-09-24T09:46:33","date_gmt":"2010-09-24T17:46:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=1212"},"modified":"2010-09-24T09:46:33","modified_gmt":"2010-09-24T17:46:33","slug":"221-too-far-from-the-dock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2010\/09\/24\/221-too-far-from-the-dock\/","title":{"rendered":"#221: Too Far from the Dock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1213\" title=\"punch_neck\" src=\"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/punch_neck.jpg\" alt=\"punch_neck\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I am addicted to Netflix.\u00a0 Well, not Netflix in general, Netflix Watch Instantly.\u00a0 I have watched the entire available stock of Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Dexter, and The Musters.\u00a0 Things I might never normally watch, I will watch if I can Watch Instantly.\u00a0 Unfortunately, I can now Watch Instantly on my phone.\u00a0 There is no escape.<\/p>\n<p>This week, during some roughhousing, my daughter either got a life threatening concussion or a small bruise behind her ear.\u00a0 Depends on who you ask.\u00a0\u00a0 It is very traumatic when your child is injured.\u00a0 It is even more traumatic when you are too far away to kiss it and make it better.<\/p>\n<p>PREMIUM VERSION: Just under an hour<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am addicted to Netflix.\u00a0 Well, not Netflix in general, Netflix Watch Instantly.\u00a0 I have watched the entire available stock of Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Dexter, and The Musters.\u00a0 Things [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1212"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}