{"id":1109,"date":"2010-06-17T15:42:05","date_gmt":"2010-06-17T23:42:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=1109"},"modified":"2010-06-17T15:42:05","modified_gmt":"2010-06-17T23:42:05","slug":"212-are-you-stalking-me-voice-over-loser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2010\/06\/17\/212-are-you-stalking-me-voice-over-loser\/","title":{"rendered":"#212: Are You Stalking Me, Voice Over Loser?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This episode is a strange hodge-podge of meaningless anetdotes.\u00a0 So, what else is new?<\/p>\n

After 15 years or more of procrastinating, I’m trying (again) to get a voice over reel together.\u00a0 We’ll see if I survive working with Melissa to record some voice overs for a presentation she’s working on.\u00a0 I’m reminded, yet again, of Orson Welles.\u00a0 “If you can start a sentence with the word ‘in’ and emphasize it, I’ll…” Oh, you know the rest…<\/p>\n

I saw a couple I am on “hi” basis with saying goodbye to each other the other morning.\u00a0 Their version of “see you later, honey” is she stomps to her car and gets in and he kicks the door in.\u00a0 Great.\u00a0 I almost had to hit him over the head with a box of tampons.<\/p>\n

There was a girl selling lemonade in our neighborhood.\u00a0 Well, a 25 year-old woman, actually.\u00a0 Selling lemonade by the martini glass, while wearing a bikini.<\/p>\n

And, lastly…I think I stalked a girl for a mile while trying to go pick up my car.\u00a0 I wasn’t starking her, by the way.\u00a0 I didn’t know anything about her.\u00a0 But, her butt said “PINK.”<\/p>\n

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