{"id":1061,"date":"2010-05-14T13:27:42","date_gmt":"2010-05-14T21:27:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/?p=1061"},"modified":"2010-05-14T13:27:42","modified_gmt":"2010-05-14T21:27:42","slug":"208-our-fish-dont-die-of-ankle-cancer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/2010\/05\/14\/208-our-fish-dont-die-of-ankle-cancer\/","title":{"rendered":"#208: Our Fish Don&#8217;t Die of Ankle Cancer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1060 alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"fish\" src=\"http:\/\/danklass.com\/pill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/fish-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"fish\" width=\"147\" height=\"147\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Monday I sneezed.\u00a0 All day.\u00a0 Tuesday I coughed rib-shaking coughs.\u00a0 Wednesday I coughed rib-shaking coughs while I worried my head would split open.\u00a0 Thursday I hobbled around, complaining about my knee, fearing that I may have ankle cancer.\u00a0 All in a day&#8217;s week here in Dan&#8217;s head&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>PREMIUM EDITION: Forty-two minutes<br \/>\nFREE EDITION: Eighteen or so<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monday I sneezed.\u00a0 All day.\u00a0 Tuesday I coughed rib-shaking coughs.\u00a0 Wednesday I coughed rib-shaking coughs while I worried my head would split open.\u00a0 Thursday I hobbled around, complaining about my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-podcast","category-premium"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1061"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danklass.com\/pill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}