#231: Everyone Cares About Ninjas
I wish I remembered what I talk about in this one. I recorded most of it last Thursday (it’s Monday now), and have hoped to record the rest since, but […]
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#230: The Red Curtain Hangs Down
I got the HBO job. Apparently I was hired by the hottest director in commercials. Not bad. That was Monday. I had an audition Tuesday and came back to get […]
#229: The One about Bread and Shades and Dogs…
This time I talk about my recent auditions for Jamba Juice and HBO. I will probably get the HBO job, as it shoots next week, when my wife is out […]
#228: Under a Blanket of Pink and Blue
I survived my 36 hour fast, AND I (clearly) survived my colonoscopy. Luckily for me, the whole thing was not an ordeal. Unluckily for the podcast, the whole thing was […]
#227: Fast Faster and Get Away From My Dog!
I talk about my upcoming 35 hour fast, the latest drama about my latest job and how I seem to be upsetting my neighbors every time I walk the dog…
#226: Don’t Shanghai my Laptop, Potato Bugs!
I finally got a new laptop. Well, let’s be clear: I ordered a laptop and I paid for a laptop. There was some question for a while there about whether or not I would actually RECEIVE a laptop…
#225: Strategic Default to the Head
This photo is from last week when I had new headshot photos taken. That look on my face? That is me realizing I look exactly like I did in high […]
#224: I am Zero, Which Explains a Lot
I am zero. You are either younger or older than me, but I am zero. I’ve always been zero. That explains a lot. And, clearly, nothing. On this show, I […]
#223: We Line Our Nest With Pets
We got a dog. Well, a rat. No, a dog. Before that I went to an acting workshop and got a migraine. Not from the workshop, but from the peanuts […]
#222: Too Many Anecdotes about Antidotes
Before my wife went to South Africa, honestly, the only thing I knew about South Africa was that they love their vuvuzelas. I hate vuvuzelas. Period. (Is “vuvuzelas” the plural […]