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#180: “I’ve Played This Game With You Before”

July 20, 2009 Dan Klass

I recently had a strange encounter at my local Ralphs grocery store.  An encounter that suddenly felt like an incident and almost became an altercation.  I don’t know if the […]

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Experiment: “My Best Friend, Michael Jackson”

July 19, 2009 Dan Klass

“In about 1970 or so, Michael Jackson became my best friend…” Instead of an episode of The Bitterest Pill, I give you an experiment.  Not sure if it was successful […]

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#179: If You Weren’t Such a Loser

July 6, 2009 Dan Klass

Apparently, therapy is expensive.  Now, if I could afford therapy, I probably wouldn’t need therapy.  Hmmm…  Sometimes you just have to forget your troubles and just have a PopTart down […]

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Pill Refill: “We are all Fairport”

June 28, 2009 Dan Klass

This is a “Pill Refill,” a revisiting of my 2007 podcast, “We are all Fairport.”  This “Best Of” episode was requested by Mike Hamilton of The Disney Podcast Directory.  Thanks, […]

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#178: First Love Lives

June 27, 2009 Dan Klass

This one is a rather frank update on my recent downer mood, and a rather surprising story regarding Facebook. I’m trying to kick my Diet Coke habit, so I don’t […]

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#177: So, In Review (part two) (aka: “Ow, Her Nose”)

June 10, 2009 Dan Klass

The follow up to the last episode’s abrupt and mysterious ending.  Turns out Princess T ran into the play structure at school and practically broke her nose.  Excitement abounds.

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#176: So, In Review (part one)

June 2, 2009 Dan Klass

Well, I gave an update on my water hole, karate training and sleeping through the summer’s best movie.  Then, I started to give an overview of my illustrious showbiz career.  […]

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#175: This Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore

May 27, 2009 Dan Klass

There is a hole. This episode is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers.

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#174: ENTER: Cousin Ronny

May 18, 2009 Dan Klass

Despite what you are about to hear, the producers of The Bitterest Pill do not condone, nor to their guests condone, any of the following:  drug use, pornography, breaking and […]

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#173: Helicopter Hell

May 12, 2009 Dan Klass

Police helicopters were circling my house for what felt like three hours.  Eventually the noise drove me crazy.  I decided to record anyway. I think I talked about my 16th […]

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The Bitterest Pill: The Dan Klass Monologues
The Bitterest Pill: The Dan Klass Monologues

The Dan Klass podcast

EPISODE ONE B: THE EVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED
byDan Klass

In this episode of The Bitterest Pill, we bid farewell to the previous host, Dan Klass, and welcome aboard the new host, Dan Klass. I/We still haven’t figured out how to differentiate between the two Dans, but we’ll come up with something. Since these episode notes are being typed by the current Dan Klass, I feel I am in the unique position to dub myself Dan Alpha, and the previous version Dan Beta. Or, we are both Dan Beta (Neither of us would refer to ourselves as an “Alpha.” That is for those who compensate), so maybe the other Dan is “Dan Beta” and I am “Dan Betamax.” Better in many ways, but even MORE unlikely to be accepted by the masses…

This is much like the first episode of the Original Recipe The Bitterest Pill, in that it is less an episode, and more of a preamble of what I assume is to come.

This episode is available in audio and video form. I currently do not know how Spotify (or any of the podcatchers) handle the audio/video switcheroo thing, but I’ll figure it out (unless it costs money).

(BTW, I’m typing this sitting on my bed, projecting my iPhone screen (Google docs) onto the wall, typing on a wireless keyboard. Dreams DO come true)

I’m going to try to do a show every week or every other week, starting…Now, I guess.

Thanks for your patience while I’ve undergone a painful but worthwhile metamorphosis.  

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THE BITTEREST PILL is a podcast hosted and produced by failed actor/former comedian/stay-at-home dad DAN KLASS. Launched in 2004, it is currently produced sporadically in a garage under the flightpath of Los Angeles International Airport.

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