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#191: Five Years and Normal

November 11, 2009 Dan Klass

I talk about Princess Tallucy’s sprained pinky, visiting the hospital and trying to be normal by eating in a hospital cafeteria. This episode is currently only available to Premium Pill […]

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#190: If Anything Ever Happened

November 5, 2009 Dan Klass

I try to remind everyone that Halloween is not actually a form of devil worship (while dusting off some very old stand-up material).  Also, and it may sound like a […]

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#189: Where the Wild Things Aren’t, Doctors

October 29, 2009 Dan Klass

It’s very odd when someone tells you that Brooke Burke is going to come to your house to help you with your problems.    Also, Where The Wild Things Are may […]

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#188: Be Like Water

October 22, 2009 Dan Klass

I had to go to the park in my karate uniform, and I hate the way I look in white.  The night before, I saw a jellyfish perform the Beach […]

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#187: Relax, Facebook Stalkers!

October 6, 2009 Dan Klass

Officer Dan says “RELAX!” (still from “Love Liza,” SONY Pictures Classics) Well, let’s see…we talk about grass, shopping at Kohl’s, Facebook and coming to grips with my acting career (such […]

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#185: Stop, Trusting the Dealer

September 22, 2009 Dan Klass

Well, I sat next to an interesting couple on the plane flight back from New York.  Interesting in that they had unusual pet names for each other… We got home […]

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#184: Antonio & Lou Really Fix it This Time

September 10, 2009 Dan Klass

Antonio fixes my TiVo, and Lou doesn’t get his $300.  But, everything works out in the end?  Really?  Wow… This episode is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers.

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#183: Zone 9 AGAIN?!

August 21, 2009 Dan Klass

Zone 9 is back to its old tricks.  Great.  It’s like having a newborn baby in the house with all the constant carrying on.  And, the Tivo died.  And, its […]

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#182: Another Brick in the Wall

August 9, 2009 Dan Klass

We torn down some walls, built up some walls and somehow created some bad blood. This episode is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers.  Sorry.

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#181: Shooting Hot Lava Death & the CableCARD

July 31, 2009 Dan Klass

Well, something went horribly wrong with my car, while The Maverick and I were on our way to a professional event in Hollywood.  Great timing.  So, we’re supposed to be […]

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The Bitterest Pill: The Dan Klass Monologues
The Bitterest Pill: The Dan Klass Monologues

The Dan Klass podcast

EPISODE ONE B: THE EVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED
byDan Klass

In this episode of The Bitterest Pill, we bid farewell to the previous host, Dan Klass, and welcome aboard the new host, Dan Klass. I/We still haven’t figured out how to differentiate between the two Dans, but we’ll come up with something. Since these episode notes are being typed by the current Dan Klass, I feel I am in the unique position to dub myself Dan Alpha, and the previous version Dan Beta. Or, we are both Dan Beta (Neither of us would refer to ourselves as an “Alpha.” That is for those who compensate), so maybe the other Dan is “Dan Beta” and I am “Dan Betamax.” Better in many ways, but even MORE unlikely to be accepted by the masses…

This is much like the first episode of the Original Recipe The Bitterest Pill, in that it is less an episode, and more of a preamble of what I assume is to come.

This episode is available in audio and video form. I currently do not know how Spotify (or any of the podcatchers) handle the audio/video switcheroo thing, but I’ll figure it out (unless it costs money).

(BTW, I’m typing this sitting on my bed, projecting my iPhone screen (Google docs) onto the wall, typing on a wireless keyboard. Dreams DO come true)

I’m going to try to do a show every week or every other week, starting…Now, I guess.

Thanks for your patience while I’ve undergone a painful but worthwhile metamorphosis.  

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THE BITTEREST PILL is a podcast hosted and produced by failed actor/former comedian/stay-at-home dad DAN KLASS. Launched in 2004, it is currently produced sporadically in a garage under the flightpath of Los Angeles International Airport.

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