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#201: I Taught The Other Guy to Take My Job

February 18, 2010 Dan Klass

I taught the other guy to take my job. Luckily for me, it took him three years to learn. Unluckily, eventually he did learn… Don’t worry, no names are mentioned […]

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#200: Return of the Load Bearing Stud (aka My Cousin Died)

February 10, 2010 Dan Klass

When exactly does death truly occur?  When your heart stops?  When you stop breathing?  When you buy a minivan?  And, if you die, can you come back?  If you come […]

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#199 – Stand and Deliver

January 26, 2010 Dan Klass

It’s been raining.  A lot.  Buckets and buckets, to the point where the house is warping out of recognition and it is messing with my head.  And the alarm system.  […]

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#198: Going Nowhere

January 15, 2010 Dan Klass

I  had part of a song stuck in my head for 30 years.  My friend Timmy B and I went to see a band play live back in 1981 or […]

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#197: Buying Tilapia and the Claw

January 4, 2010 Dan Klass

So, how is it the I had never heard of tilapia until 2008? I’d heard of tuna, cod, swordfish, salmon, etc. but never tilapia. Now, of course, since 2008 I’ve […]

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#196: The Very Bizarre Holiday Party

December 24, 2009 Dan Klass

Welcome to the Bitterest Pill Holiday Party! Wow, is this a strange one… I invited friends of the show to send or phone in some audio, pretending that they are […]

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#195: How the Christmas Cookie Crumbles

December 17, 2009 Dan Klass

I talk about getting our Christmas tree and making Christmas cookies.  We actually do it without killing each other.  But it got close… This episode is currently for Premium Pill […]

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#194: Parade of Fool and Fairy

December 11, 2009 Dan Klass

I complain about the tooth fairy, maintaining the grocery shopping list, returning things, and the local Christmas parade.  I get in trouble at every turn.  But, I love VONS.

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#193: We Over-Sexed Our Niece

December 2, 2009 Dan Klass

I have to sell a ladies’ coat on ebay, my wife sprained her ankle, I had to listen to auto-tuned music, we made stuffing, and we over-sexed our niece. Enjoy […]

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#192: Give Thanks for 10,000 Hours

November 21, 2009 Dan Klass

I think I have an eating disorder.  As soon as I decide to cut back on my food intake, all I do is eat.  Not ideal.  But, at least I’ve […]

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The Bitterest Pill: The Dan Klass Monologues
The Bitterest Pill: The Dan Klass Monologues

The Dan Klass podcast

EPISODE ONE B: THE EVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED
byDan Klass

In this episode of The Bitterest Pill, we bid farewell to the previous host, Dan Klass, and welcome aboard the new host, Dan Klass. I/We still haven’t figured out how to differentiate between the two Dans, but we’ll come up with something. Since these episode notes are being typed by the current Dan Klass, I feel I am in the unique position to dub myself Dan Alpha, and the previous version Dan Beta. Or, we are both Dan Beta (Neither of us would refer to ourselves as an “Alpha.” That is for those who compensate), so maybe the other Dan is “Dan Beta” and I am “Dan Betamax.” Better in many ways, but even MORE unlikely to be accepted by the masses…

This is much like the first episode of the Original Recipe The Bitterest Pill, in that it is less an episode, and more of a preamble of what I assume is to come.

This episode is available in audio and video form. I currently do not know how Spotify (or any of the podcatchers) handle the audio/video switcheroo thing, but I’ll figure it out (unless it costs money).

(BTW, I’m typing this sitting on my bed, projecting my iPhone screen (Google docs) onto the wall, typing on a wireless keyboard. Dreams DO come true)

I’m going to try to do a show every week or every other week, starting…Now, I guess.

Thanks for your patience while I’ve undergone a painful but worthwhile metamorphosis.  

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THE BITTEREST PILL is a podcast hosted and produced by failed actor/former comedian/stay-at-home dad DAN KLASS. Launched in 2004, it is currently produced sporadically in a garage under the flightpath of Los Angeles International Airport.

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