I talk about not wanting to go to the “Black Chipotle,” getting COVID twice, the proper way to write an obituary, Lighthouse Spaceship & card tricks, bald guy hair maintenance, and how I am no good at reacting to getting a traffic ticket…
After a bit of an extended hiatus (almost 3 years?), I am back with the usual nonsense about restroom phone etiquette, rabid raccoons, the Bitterest Pill connection to possibly the greatest movie ever made, my version of TikTok, and my expertise in installing smart thermostats…
I talked reality with my agent. Honestly, if you’re trying to make it in show business, reality is the last thing you want to talk about.
(Originally released April 21, 2011) Hudson and his friends took part in the LA County Science and Engineering Fair, and I chaperoned. No, not my first choice of chaperone, but there […]
We were supposed to go to Hawaii again this year. But, things can change. Try explaining to your 8-year-old daughter that she won’t be spending her birthday in Maui after all. Gulp.
I drove to Arizona with my eyes closed and slept with my eyes open…
I went to a football game. Well, two. I think. Jimmy drove us. I “talked” sports and drank a third of a beer. And survived.
I go to a wedding, I go to Michigan and I go back in time. It’s good to be back…
I talk about my need for a new coding system, so I know when a woman is interested in me and when she is just being polite. “What’s Your ’17?'” “Butterscotch?” “Lima bean?”
I was trying to network…