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#273: Luck with an F

January 24, 2012 Dan Klass

I have the song Psycho Killer stuck in my head.  I even sing some of it.  Sorry. My father had a heart arrhythmia.  I don’t think it was actually arrhythmic. […]

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Yes, that’s me!

January 24, 2012 Dan Klass

Yes, that’s me in the Ancestry.com commercial.  I knew eventually being bald would pay off!  Trust me, it’s the only up side. If you see the spot, let me know. […]

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#272: Vertigo-go

January 14, 2012 Dan Klass

Yesterday my daughter was late to her Martin Luther King Jr. assembly because I’d killed the car.  In the panic of seeing a possum in the driveway the size of […]

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#271: She Doesn’t Need to Look THAT Good in a Bikini

January 4, 2012March 31, 2012 Dan Klass

Happy Holidays!  Happy the-holidays-are-over!  We just got back from being in New York for eight days or so, so Christmas is still scattered all over the house.  If Santa is […]

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Annual Holiday Special is ON: 30 Days of Premium Pill, FREE!

December 16, 2011December 16, 2011 Dan Klass

Yes, it’s that time of year AGAIN!  So soon?  Yes, apparently so.  It’s the holiday season, which means it’s time for my annual BITTEREST PILL HOLIDAY SPECIAL.  Yes, you and your […]

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PILLBOX #159: Christmas Time is Here Again

December 16, 2011 Dan Klass

This is a free re-podcast of Premium Pill episode #159: Christmas Time is Here Again.  Originally recorded and release in December 2008.  Don’t hold anything I might have said then […]

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#270: Butter Buddha and Beer. Well, Stout…

December 13, 2011 Dan Klass

I was offered a great new business opportunity.  Apparently, I have been selected as an ideal candidate to be a State Farm Insurance rep.  Wow.  Now, what was the qualifying […]

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#269: No Variations in the Ducks Whatsoever

November 30, 2011December 1, 2011 Dan Klass

Hudson and I had lunch with Mark Jeffrey last weekend, author of MAX QUICK: THE POCKET AND THE PENDANT.  Mark and Hudson had a great discussion about Sumerian mythology.  I […]

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#268: They’re Gonna Scrutinize My Lips

November 20, 2011March 31, 2012 Dan Klass

The difference between your job and my job is that, when you go to your job, they don’t look at your lips and scrutinize your lips and your ear hair […]

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PILLBOX: #122: Please Don’t Break (free release)

June 8, 2011June 27, 2011 Dan Klass

I hate having people in the house. I admit it. The moment they arrive, I want them to get the hell out. Not friends, but workers, cleaners, co-workers, etc. I […]

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The Bitterest Pill: The Dan Klass Monologues
The Bitterest Pill: The Dan Klass Monologues

The Dan Klass podcast

EPISODE ONE B: THE EVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED
byDan Klass

In this episode of The Bitterest Pill, we bid farewell to the previous host, Dan Klass, and welcome aboard the new host, Dan Klass. I/We still haven’t figured out how to differentiate between the two Dans, but we’ll come up with something. Since these episode notes are being typed by the current Dan Klass, I feel I am in the unique position to dub myself Dan Alpha, and the previous version Dan Beta. Or, we are both Dan Beta (Neither of us would refer to ourselves as an “Alpha.” That is for those who compensate), so maybe the other Dan is “Dan Beta” and I am “Dan Betamax.” Better in many ways, but even MORE unlikely to be accepted by the masses…

This is much like the first episode of the Original Recipe The Bitterest Pill, in that it is less an episode, and more of a preamble of what I assume is to come.

This episode is available in audio and video form. I currently do not know how Spotify (or any of the podcatchers) handle the audio/video switcheroo thing, but I’ll figure it out (unless it costs money).

(BTW, I’m typing this sitting on my bed, projecting my iPhone screen (Google docs) onto the wall, typing on a wireless keyboard. Dreams DO come true)

I’m going to try to do a show every week or every other week, starting…Now, I guess.

Thanks for your patience while I’ve undergone a painful but worthwhile metamorphosis.  

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THE BITTEREST PILL is a podcast hosted and produced by failed actor/former comedian/stay-at-home dad DAN KLASS. Launched in 2004, it is currently produced sporadically in a garage under the flightpath of Los Angeles International Airport.

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