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EPISODE ONE B: THE EVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED

February 23, 2026February 23, 2026 Dan Klass

In this episode of The Bitterest Pill, we bid farewell to the previous host, Dan Klass, and welcome aboard the new host, Dan Klass

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#388: It Was 20 Years Ago Today…

November 4, 2024November 4, 2024 Dan Klass

We celebrate the 20th Anniversary of The Bitterest Pill by discussing: Chatbots can’t keep up the facade, DJ X is a fraud, passing gas immediately before work is a risky game, and Clint Eves is a bad intern. 

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20th Anniversary Warning

20th Anniversary messages from YOU?

October 13, 2024October 13, 2024 Dan Klass

Send text or audio messages to be included in the 20th anniversary celebration!

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#387: The Eyes Have It

October 12, 2024October 27, 2024 Dan Klass

I can not describe this episode. It was recorded on June 5th, and I’m writing this description on Oct. 12. So, just listen?

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#386: The 90045

May 29, 2023May 30, 2023 Dan Klass

I complain about Westchester and take a shower…

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#385: This Episode Has No Title

May 9, 2023May 9, 2023 Dan Klass

I recorded this episode a week and a half ago, and I don’t remember what I said…

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#382: If It’s Fixed Don’t Break It

January 22, 2023January 22, 2023 Dan Klass

I switched to “less expensive” health insurance, tried to get AI to make me a Me, and finally fixed the washer and dryer…I think.

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#381: Cyanide & Hot Water

December 30, 2022December 30, 2022 Dan Klass

I bought a Koke Zeero laced with cyanide, got new glasses that are useless, called in “sick,” and tried to fix the leaking shower…

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#379: A Picture Requires a Thousand Words

November 13, 2022January 22, 2023 Dan Klass

I talk about not wanting to go to the “Black Chipotle,” getting COVID twice, the proper way to write an obituary, Lighthouse Spaceship & card tricks, bald guy hair maintenance, and how I am no good at reacting to getting a traffic ticket…

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#378: Don’t Call It a Comeback…

November 6, 2022January 14, 2023 Dan Klass

After a bit of an extended hiatus (almost 3 years?), I am back with the usual nonsense about restroom phone etiquette, rabid raccoons, the Bitterest Pill connection to possibly the greatest movie ever made, my version of TikTok, and my expertise in installing smart thermostats…

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EPISODE ONE B: THE EVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED
byDan Klass

In this episode of The Bitterest Pill, we bid farewell to the previous host, Dan Klass, and welcome aboard the new host, Dan Klass. I/We still haven’t figured out how to differentiate between the two Dans, but we’ll come up with something. Since these episode notes are being typed by the current Dan Klass, I feel I am in the unique position to dub myself Dan Alpha, and the previous version Dan Beta. Or, we are both Dan Beta (Neither of us would refer to ourselves as an “Alpha.” That is for those who compensate), so maybe the other Dan is “Dan Beta” and I am “Dan Betamax.” Better in many ways, but even MORE unlikely to be accepted by the masses…

This is much like the first episode of the Original Recipe The Bitterest Pill, in that it is less an episode, and more of a preamble of what I assume is to come.

This episode is available in audio and video form. I currently do not know how Spotify (or any of the podcatchers) handle the audio/video switcheroo thing, but I’ll figure it out (unless it costs money).

(BTW, I’m typing this sitting on my bed, projecting my iPhone screen (Google docs) onto the wall, typing on a wireless keyboard. Dreams DO come true)

I’m going to try to do a show every week or every other week, starting…Now, I guess.

Thanks for your patience while I’ve undergone a painful but worthwhile metamorphosis.  

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#383: Artificial Intelligence & Real Stupidity
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THE BITTEREST PILL is a podcast hosted and produced by failed actor/former comedian/stay-at-home dad DAN KLASS. Launched in 2004, it is currently produced sporadically in a garage under the flightpath of Los Angeles International Airport.

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