I decided to snake out the sink in the “Big Bathroom” yesterday. Of course, what I’d hoped was just going to be me pulling out a disgusting glob of human hair and fingernail clippings turned into me having to take 10 years with of stray crap out from under the sink.
I went to another casting workshop, where I realized that I am twenty years older than adults. That just isn’t right, but it is apparently true. Also, I decided that the “my” generation goes to the age of 27. So, from my age to 27 is “my age,” and 26 year olds are in limbo, and then from 25 years old to birth is “my kid’s generation.” I know it doesn’t make sense, just go with it…
We went to a taping of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, but because the kids are under 18, they aren’t allowed to sit in the audience during the actual taping. So, we sat in the Green Room and watched the show being taped on a monitor. Still, we were only 30 feet or some from famous people while they were being interviewed. That counts, right?
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I really enjoyed your post. You’re so funny. Yes, it counts. They are anyway stome throw away. Keep it coming.
I really like your humor. When will this homeworking father comes on stage to Europe. My sink needs cleaning too.
The ‘official’ formula is half your age plus seven being the minimum, so I have heard. I don’t remember how it was in LA, since I wasn’t paying attention at the time, but here in Iceland, to use your phrase, they are *everywhere*. Having recently returned from the UK I am in a position to verify there is a disproportionate quantity here. The spectacular scenery extends beyond the geography.
I am with you on Craig Ferguson, cool guy. Liked him since he was Bing Hitler, and from his performance on Red Dwarf.
I am so far behind on these shows; that will teach me to launch into another huge audiobook (Under The Dome). Had a couple of people in the office recently turn 21 and they were talking like it was a downward spiral – I am double this plus 1!
Hey Dan, just did the first post in the new blog for you.
http://www.ilove1982.blogspot.com
Hey Dan. I never knew that Zooey and Emily were related. I learned something new from your show. Also I take fish oil too, but GNC actually has these awesome citrus fruit chews that I take. They are quite good if you are thinking of getting your kids in on the fish oil too.
Great sense of humor! Thanks!