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NEW! #324: The Results of Heat Prostration

I was very hot telling this story about being very hot, and then seeing a woman who was very hot…

Listen, I agree, it’s been WAY too long since the last new Pill.  I won’t let it happen again.

Since we last spoke, so much/nothing at all has happened, so I thought I’d just tell you what happened last Friday.  Last Friday I was in a movie.  I think it’s called 96 Souls.  I haven’t read the script but I’m working on it.  All I know is I went there and put on scubs and it was very hot.  My wife was in Barcelona and my son was being murdered by an Uber driver.  Or not. I don’t know, it’s all a blur.

And, I looked up a woman’s dress at the car wash, but it was entrapment.  And, it was not really up.  It’s hard to explain, but I try…

The woman in the photo is not the woman from the story.  The woman’s dress in the story was about 8-12 inches shorter than the dress in the photo.  Trust me.

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PILLBOX #147: Triple Funky Action Protection

(Originally podcast Sept. 2008) Yes, my wife has the honor of being amoung the 2 million or so lucky winners of the “An Employee of Countrywide Stole All Your Personal Data and Sold It on the Black Market” game!   Hey, guess what you won?  A week long trip for you and your spouse into CustomerContinue Reading

PILLBOX #146: Three Minutes and Two Hours

(Sept. 2008) Today is the first day that both the kids are in school for a full day.  Wow.  Of course, I thought I’d spend much of my new free time running Hudson’s snack over to him just in the nick of time… I’m still getting my neighbor’s computer situation straightened out.  I got theContinue Reading

The Site was Down, Now it’s Up

The website at TheBitterestPill.com was down and I didn’t even know it.  Now, it’s been fixed-ish. Hopefully the whole system will be back up and running soon, but with Christmas a mere moment away, I wouldn’t hold my breath. If you don’t hear from me soon, you’ll hear from me soon, just less soon thanContinue Reading

Death in the Family

Long time personal friend and friend of the show, Jeffrey Newland, was killed earlier this week.  The circumstances surrounding his death are mysterious and the police are still investigating, but they have ruled his death a homicide. He was a very smart and funny man who dedicated his life to helping others.  I am crushedContinue Reading