I’m hooked on Japanese funk band Zainichi Funk. The problem is, they’re Japanese. Sure I can find a couple songs on YouTube, but I can’t seem to buy any on the internet. Yes, in these days of the internet, I can’t seem to log into iTunes and buy Japanese funk. You know why, because I’m not in Japan. But, if I was in Japan, I could solve this whole problem by just going to a store and buying a CD. But I CAN’T. BECAUSE I’M NOT IN JAPAN! Which is why I want to buy it on the internet. But I can’t. Because I’m not in Japan…
Living in Los Angeles, sometime I feel like I’m on a TV show. The problem is, I don’t have a script, don’t know my lines and I think the stars think I’m creepy.
Many years ago, my wife got me hooked on frozen yogurt. At first I resisted, but she worn me down, and I’m still feeding the habit to this day. The problem is, our usual dealer (Penguins) shut down in our area. Now I am on a quest to find a new yogurt place where the yogurt doesn’t takes like it’s freezer burned. Uggg. I don’t want my fro-yo to take like ice. I want it to taste like (wait for it) yogurt, but a lot colder…
